she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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