i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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