i will never coherently bang her
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
