playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
stop calling my apartment porn island.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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