Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
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Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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