"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
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She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
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I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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