ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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