I got chris browned last night
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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