do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Sorry my hands just texted you
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
