Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize
