no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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