like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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