I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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