how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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