have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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