i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
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1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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