so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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