the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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