Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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