That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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