I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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