Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
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I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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