the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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