he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
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She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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