I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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