doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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