Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I have fence marks all over my body
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
Randomize
