So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
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making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
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Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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