I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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