In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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