Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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