It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
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