is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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