I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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