; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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