she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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