I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
