The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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