YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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