I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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