Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
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Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
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It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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