I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
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if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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