Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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