Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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