I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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