used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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