Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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