Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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