Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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