Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I hope mine doesn't look like that
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I need to stop coming to work sober
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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