**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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