How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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