im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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