The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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