somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
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I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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