I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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