booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
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I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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